REPORT: An unidentified craft has parked over Main Street. Citizens are arming themselves with household gadgets and questionable courage. Authorities urge calm, right after they finish duct-taping lasers to the town statue.
In Champion of Earth, you’re one headline away from glory. Reveal alien threats, gamble on when to strike, sabotage rivals who are stockpiling gadgets, and pray the next card isn’t a tentacle-wrapped tank. Save the planet, or at least look amazing while everything explodes behind you.
