Day Twenty-Two of Champion of Earth – The Mighty(er) Pen

Hi everyone!

There are quite a few moderately subtle jokes in Champion of Earth. As today is a day particularly associated with bad jokes in my experience, I thought I’d share one of those with you.


This joke also involves a pen being jammed into an Alien’s eye. I mean, what more could you really ask?

The Pen is a Level 3 piece of Equipment. Well, if you’re ready to jam it into someone’s eye, it can do a lot of damage. Most importantly, the Sword is a Level 2 item.

Of course, that means that the Pen is mightier than the Sword!

Thank you.

– Ed

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